One thing that has always bugged me, and I'm sure it does most of you, is to sit down at the dinner table only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer.
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Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out.
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
Keep reading-they get better!!!
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Michelin Tire Man in law suit.
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Two old guys, Mike and Ben, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day. Mike turns to Ben and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"
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An elephant asks a camel, "Why are your breasts on your back?"
 
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List of 9 words women use when talking to men and how to interpret them...
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Be sure to read the last line :)
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for.
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